My perverted math teacher assigned us a very interesting question.For extra credit he asked us to go home and determine the combined volume of both of our testes.While l know that the volume of a sphere= 4/3(pi)r^3 my testes have more of an elliptical resemblance. Is there a formula for determining testicle volume. If so can you provide it here with the answer in radians (pi.)

Side Note: Please do not judge my math teacher he just tries really hard to connect math with real life applications.
To answer that question, females were assigned to find out the nipple to breast size ratio in regards to surface area.
Please just answer the question and stop commenting on this seemingly odd request made by a great math teacher.l really need the extra credit and its due tomorrow.
People l do not need an ethics lesson my math teacher is an upstanding gentleman.
There is no principal- I am home-schooled.

So, what are the girls supposed to do about this assignment?

I'd say that this teacher needs to be turned in. l bet that will happen once one of the parents find out.

Edit: WTF? Your dad gave the assignment?!?!

thts a little queer

What the hell?! Dude you should so call the cops for that. hes getting info about his students that shouldnt be his. hes a perver.

l feel bad for those who come up with a really small answer- honestly this type of question should not be used in a school type setting or ever for that matter- you teacher could have easily asked what the volume of a sphere with a given radius was or something other then that cuz its not ethical to ask that type of question- and for the girls.. who the hell wants to answer that type of question?!!!!!!!

tell the principle and then you wont have to do this for homework

You sir are a sick bastard.

l am gonna put aside the fact that no teacher would ask that because they would get in trouble.

Now the way l see it, you can measure things like that by dipping it into water. so you need to find a special measuring cup, see what the line is at, and then dip your balls in and see what the line is after you do that. You should be able to find out the volume that way.