OK, l was home alone, my parents were not going to be home for a few more hours, but they came home early to find me completely naked on the family couch masturbating furiously. They just walked away, not saying any thing. l am worried about what they might do to me! What am l to do?

talk to them. confront them. make a deal with them like that youll only do it in your room for now on. and say like your a growing man and its normal.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Dude.you are in a situation, which l call...

''Fu*ked''.

they will get a new couch and be awkward for a few days. Do it in your room or the shower, that is nasty to be on your family couch. Besides, your parents already had sex there.

LOL!

l will be back, right now l am gonna go ride My Roflcopter to Huddle House for some Roflwaffles.

they probably wont even bring it up to you..i'm sure they realize its a natural thing to do. im sure they do it too, so dont stress about it. obviously its embarrassing but dont bring it up to them. just forget about it like it never happened.

l am sure that is the last thing they ever expected to see. LOL

They probably wo not do anything. Except maybe call if they're gonna return early.

haha

YOU NEED TO BRING IT UP FRIST.

Just continue like nothing happened, and please be more careful next time. That kind of stuff should be done in absolute, certain privacy, ie your room or the bathroom.

LOL! Wow!

mate they will do nothing it just might be a it awkward for the next few days. they've probably done it before as well so there is nothing to be worried about. good luck

clean it up lol dont bring it up if they do just say sorry and hush
they aint goina say much l know you wish ya was the invisable man or atleast had a cape like super man lol

Dude did you have a towel down anywhere? If l was your parents l would be cleaning and spraying that family room TONS of times.

This is why you always do it in a room that has a door you can close.

l do not think you have to do anything because most parents relize that it is just normal and almost everyone does it.

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AHAHAAHAHAH.
what were you doing jacking off in the family couch ?

just forget about it. they arent going to bring it up. maybe your dad will talk to you, and tell you to do it in privacy. thats about it. masturbating is normal. they should only worry if you are not doing it.

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the family couch bro? Seriously man, get a room or a bathroom or something. Besides, who masturbates ''furiously''. Were you angry at some porno or something. Ah man, you are so screwed.

just try to act like nothing hapened and stay in your room from now on

Dude, that suchs, why on the living room couch man?? Do not do anything, except ''do it'' in your room even if home alone thats almost like doing it in public.

ROFL FURIOUSLY XDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

LOL l just asked the same question a week ago.

My mom walked in on me l was worried she would give me a speech.

She never said anything and knocks before coming in my room now.

Do not sweat it. They were as embarrassed as you, and probably wont say anything.

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

to me to be honest..its life! everyone goes once in their life of masturebating. just talk to your parents..but first apologize for doing it on the family couch..cause everyone sits on it! just dont get to used to it cause it makes your more sex driven.and you could get carried away!

lmfao that was my laugh for the day

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Just do not say anything. They will probably want to talk to you about sex and masturbation and sin.

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously talk to your dad about it.

Nice fantasy. But it that really happened, then l am the Islamic pope and father to Obamama is mama.
l can not believe those other is are gullible enough to fall for your cow plop!

get a girlfriend dude!!!!

awe im sry.
LOl
but just tell them that you just needed to get off sry.
& dont say anything abt it

well honestly parents are encouraging masturbation these days to protect from disease so do not feel bad about it but do not be so happy you need to tell everyone about it either

aaaaaahahhahahaahahaaaaaahaha you're in trouble dude

next time do it in a ROOM, and LOCK the DOOR

lol l do not know what to say, but l feel your pain!

just tell them it wo not happen again. and just hope your parents are not as tight as mine.

LMFAO
sorry dude, but thats f*cking hilarious

umm well my friend im a girl and from my opinon they wouldnt tink anything of it is a natural thing they would only be ad if they caught u haveing hot steamy sex they do it to just walk in on them doing it and put it on youtube.com

LOL Eh ever watched American Pie? Okay that is the most likely thing you will get, a heart to heart talk about it. That or totalblssful pretend it has never happened

Wow, l bet that was the last thing they wanted to come home to. Sure, they would love to see their son safe & sound, but was not really expecting to see him nude & masturbating furiously on the family couch, where everyone gets together & and watching TV, u know, family stuff.

Do not worry, seeing that they walked away & did not say a single word may sound that they know that what u did was a natural thing, & u have every right to be embarrassed. But next time, man.do it in ur room where u have privacy, lock ur own door, & when people can knock, because in this situation, l think it will be a little strange if u did so with the front door. XD

Oh, & yes, confront ur parents about this too, but again, do not do it on the family couch where you're in the open like that; try the bathroom, okay ? :)

LMFAO

Should of done it in your room xDDD

( o _ 0 ) Wow. Seriously awkward.

OMG l feel sorry for you. wow. just dont say anything. It is normal.wow

Tell them you are really sorry, and that it would be nice if they just forgot about, and say it will never happen again. But just dont worry, unless you parents are like totally against it, because ur dad probably did it when he was younger too so just dont worry and confront them and get it over with.

haha your screwed but your pain just made my day

You are f u c k e d, just leave the house man.

Your mother wo not see you the same way from now on.

its as awkward as you make it. like said tons of times.it is normal to do. just laugh it off and forget about it. hopefully.hopefully. lol they do too.

there is ALOT to be said for self......control!!!

You should be worried that they might bleach their eyes off, rip their eyes off, or throw away the couch. Anything else, dont worry bout it.
Oh, and they're probably laughing at your ''technique'' too.

Your a teenager and its natural?

xDD get a room!!